Electrifying lady

[Santosh k. Mishra]

A beautiful , fair colour lady got married to a a very dark color , electrician man. To saw them one person asked to other
  can u tell why that girl's parent choosed this boy for her?
  i dont know. tell me whats the reason?
  actually, she is a electrifying girl, where she goes, she  electrify the environment. it may hurt to lot of peoples. but when a perfect black body would be with her , it will absorb all the harm full radiations and if any short-circuit problem will be there a electrician can manage it. this boy has both qualities.
  ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooo!

[Dr. Ashutosh Srivastava]

Dear Santosh
nice jokes. keep it up.

[Santosh k. Mishra]

thanks for appreciation.

[khatri0003]

good one mishra ji any way who is this man ?

[anujsinha]

A mathematician and a physicist agree to a psychological experiment.

The (hungry) mathematician is put in a chair in a large empty room and his favorite meal, perfectly prepared, is placed at the other end of the room. The psychologist explains, "You are to remain in your chair. Every minute, I will move your chair to a position halfway between its current location and the meal."

The mathematician looks at the psychologist in disgust. "What? I'm not going to go through this. You know I'll never reach the food!" And he gets up and storms out.

The psychologist ushers the physicist in. He explains the situation, and the physicist's eyes light up and he starts drooling.

The psychologist is a bit confused. "Don't you realize that you'll never reach the food?"

The physicist smiles and replies: "Of course! But I'll get close enough for all practical purposes!"